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6th July 2012

early-onset-of-night: His tongue swirled the edges of her lust cave rapidly, like a slimy, jittery worm on its second espresso. Involuntarily, she squealed. She was a newly born piglet, glistening with the damp afterbirth of love.“This is wrong,” she cooed breathlessly. “We shouldn’t be doing this.”“Shut up,” he said petulantly and slapped her right tit, leaving a pink handprint. She watched as her nipple became erect from the sting, rising above the pastoral landscape of her areola. It reminded her of Isengard.—page 97 Please tell me this isn’t real. Please.

early-onset-of-night:

His tongue swirled the edges of her lust cave rapidly, like a slimy, jittery worm on its second espresso. Involuntarily, she squealed. She was a newly born piglet, glistening with the damp afterbirth of love.

“This is wrong,” she cooed breathlessly. “We shouldn’t be doing this.”

“Shut up,” he said petulantly and slapped her right tit, leaving a pink handprint. She watched as her nipple became erect from the sting, rising above the pastoral landscape of her areola. It reminded her of Isengard.

—page 97

Please tell me this isn’t real. Please.

Tagged: lol50 shades of greybs quotesmichael kindt

Source: early-onset-of-night

  1. the-gingerdancer reblogged this from babyslime and added:
    Haha, this actually isn’t in the book. 50 Shades is first person, from Ana’s POV
  2. ramonascafe reblogged this from babyslime and added:
    It is real, and utter fucking crap. It’s written by a fanfic writer who loves Twilight, well, guess idiot writers can...
  3. snowdust reblogged this from babyslime and added:
    Ugh. I really wish this wasn’t the first erotic fiction experience for most women. Dreadful writing.
  4. babyslime reblogged this from altarflame and added:
    Please tell me this isn’t real. Please.
  5. altarflame reblogged this from early-onset-of-night
  6. thehonorablejudgesaber-tooth reblogged this from woobiefatticus and added:
    LOL afterbirth
  7. theonlyonlytessie reblogged this from early-onset-of-night and added:
    real book, I would actually read it instead...silently judging others for reading it. Dear...
  8. snowdropsinjune reblogged this from yummygherkin and added:
    What the heck did I just read? “Pastoral landscape”? What do you have for breasts woman? Mountains? @_@ Also, I *never*...
  9. guiltyclouds reblogged this from yummygherkin and added:
    Is that a real exerpt? If I didn’t know better I’d have thought the author was trolling. I don’t even..
  10. yummygherkin reblogged this from pyro42 and added:
    Oh man can I come and work at your work? I’m sure your office needs a nurse on hand in case of injuries or something lol
  11. pyro42 reblogged this from yummygherkin and added:
    One of the many things that I love about my boss is that she abstained from reading this when her book club scheduled it...
  12. fideofucker reblogged this from yummygherkin
  13. woobiefatticus reblogged this from fieldnotesfromabroad
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  15. glittercoatedscenemusic reblogged this from josiekhaleesi
  16. fieldnotesfromabroad reblogged this from early-onset-of-night and added:
    Slimy, jittery worm? Oh, yes, please, penetrate me with your Discovery Channel Dirty Jobs take-home bonus find. Who the...
  17. crackpotsfeelingcranky reblogged this from sacriliciousslut
  18. monbellalune reblogged this from pwopercat-timelords
  19. pwopercat-timelords reblogged this from sacriliciousslut and added:
    *wipes tear* lust cave…newly born piglet…Isengard? haha
  20. blueguitarblues reblogged this from sacriliciousslut and added:
    “…like a slimy, jittery worm on its second espresso.” Wow, tht iz soooooo sexi bb lik mi liek a werm. “It reminded her...
  21. sacriliciousslut reblogged this from early-onset-of-night and added:
    God I knew I should’ve picked this up at the secondhand book shop, fucking hilarious.
  22. sophine reblogged this from hahaihateeveryonehaha
  23. depechemoses reblogged this from ohnonatalia
  24. itsanamergencykael911 reblogged this from early-onset-of-night and added:
    Soooo why is this a best seller again????
  25. crystalshoener said: ISENGARD lol