Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

fruitsofmodernscience asked: haaaayyy I've been wondering for ages, what size are your lobes stretched to? Silly question I know :3

0/8mm!

I’ve tried a few times to get them up to 00, as I have some wicked plugs and hangies I want to wear… but my ears resist that pretty hard so I think 0 is my magic number. It was ridiculously easy to get them up that far (I started at around 10), but further is a huge bitch so I’m not going to push it.
Curtis also has one ear stretched to 0. He got it pierced for his graduation from culinary arts school. The guy who did it was flirting with him pretty heavily the entire time, and wrote on his aftercare card, “Return promptly for other ear plus both nipples. ;)  ” - it was awesome.

Most people tend not to notice… but children point it out to me all the time!